Monday, May 23, 2005

Women Can Relate

Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said,


"I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed."


She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches,


rinsed out the popcorn bowls,


took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening,


checked the cereal box levels,


filled the sugar container,


put spoons and bowls on the table


and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.


She then put some wet clothes in the dryer,


put a load of clothes into the wash,


ironed a shirt and secured a loose button.


She picked up the game pieces left on the table


and put the telephone book back into the drawer.


She watered the plants,


emptied a wastebasket


and hung up a towel to dry.


She yawned and stretched


and headed for the bedroom.


She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher,


counted out some cash for the field trip,


and pulled a textbook out from hiding under the chair.


She signed a birthday card for a friend,


addressed and stamped the envelope


and wrote a quick note for the grocery store.


She put both near her purse.


Mum then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser,


put on her Night Solution & age fighting moisturizer,


brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails.


Dad called out ... "I thought you were going to bed."


"I'm on my way," she said.


She put some water into the dog's dish


and put the cat outside,


then made sure the doors were locked.


She looked in on each of the kids


and turned out their bedside lamp,


hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks in the hamper,


and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework.


In her own room, she set the alarm;


laid out clothing for the next day,


straightened up the shoe rack.


She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list.


She said her prayers,


and visualized the accomplishment of her goals.


About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. "I'm going to bed."


And he did...


without another thought.


Anything extraordinary here?


Wonder why women live longer...?


'CAUSE WOMEN ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL...


Send this to five phenomenal women today.


They'll love you for it.

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